That river in Egypt
Rennala thought about her answer for a second. While it would be funny to go looking for an alien with this random drunk guy, she couldn't be bothered getting up again. She got a better idea instead, and answered him.
"There's no need to search for the Keplerian anymore"
"Why's that?"
"Because you've already found her, it's me. I'm the Keplerian"
The drunk guy looked her up and down.
"I don't think so lady. Your hair is red and your skin isn't green at all!"
"This is merely dye. You don't think I wear makeup? It's a wonder what good foundation and concealer can do to help you fit in to the human population"
Rennala flicked through her phone. She scrolled through her selfies until she found one where she wasn't wearing any makeup. She held her phone up and showed him the screen.
"I am from Kepler-22B. Do not leak this information or I'll have to probe you again"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The drunk guy stumbled away, not wanting yet another abduction story to tell. Rennala put her phone down and sat in peace.
"There's no need to search for the Keplerian anymore"
"Why's that?"
"Because you've already found her, it's me. I'm the Keplerian"
The drunk guy looked her up and down.
"I don't think so lady. Your hair is red and your skin isn't green at all!"
"This is merely dye. You don't think I wear makeup? It's a wonder what good foundation and concealer can do to help you fit in to the human population"
Rennala flicked through her phone. She scrolled through her selfies until she found one where she wasn't wearing any makeup. She held her phone up and showed him the screen.
"I am from Kepler-22B. Do not leak this information or I'll have to probe you again"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The drunk guy stumbled away, not wanting yet another abduction story to tell. Rennala put her phone down and sat in peace.