Godly Reader

"Oh no, not against me. I'm talking about human fighting. Like dog fighting with two men." The Author's feral grin widens. "Wanna bet on who wins? Our two guys are in the finals this match.

The first is Jon Paul Jones II. He's a fisherman, fishmonger, and he used to be on the Bachelorette. He has gigantic biceps but no neck. Not really a looker.

The second guy is Elongated Tusk. He's a wealthy nerd who likes cars a lot. He even made his own toy car brand! He's really nimble and good at dodging. Also not easy on the eyes, though.

Who are you picking?"