Godly Reader

The Author blinks twice before sighing.

"Is this really how you're using my godly power? I know you're excited to see me, but this is just stupid."

With a snap, the Fantastic Author removes your powers. You crumple to the ground, never to jump up and down again.







































BONUS:
Your body takes three years to decompose and acts as a good source of nutrition for the soil. Yay?
End Of Story