Short-ish Adventure

You reach into your pocket and pull out a crowbar. You smash the river to mere dust. Somehow, this works. You continue on the Path(TM) and a goblin pops out of a tree. Without thinking you once again crowbar. You walk along. There's a fork in the road. The left path which has sparkles and shine, and the right path which has flames and stuff down it. You can pick.
















SIKE YOU STILL USE THE CROWBAR AND SMASH THE PATHS TO A PULP. They get so deformed that they merge into one path. You have only one choice. You must go down this path.