Short-ish Adventure

You admit that you aren't worthy. "Didn't thinketh you were worthy!" He laughs for 2 hours straight, and then pulls out a golf clubb. He pats it next to your feet, gets ready, and swings. You have been smacka'd by the golf clubb, and are now hurdling through the air at a tremendous velocity. You stare down at the world below, noticing what looks to be yourself down below, swimming in a river. You fly right past. You haveth three options as to where you land. A) rocks B) crowd or C) my backyard (not your backyard, MY backyard.)