How To Be A Horrible Person

Bob Doug is a middle-aged man, unhappily married with his wife, Amber; son, Fred; and daughter, Karen.

On a clear Sunday morning, as Bob Doug's beloved wife happily tended to breakfast in the kitchen for her two children, she turned around with four finishes plates of eggs and bacon.

The table was empty. Her children were still upstairs and fast asleep, or probably doing their best to avoid chores by not making their awakened presence known.

"Honey! Fred! Karen!" Amber Doug shouted throughout the house as she plated the gorgeously decorated dishes of food. Her children come crashing out of their rooms and

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