The Land Where Daniels Just Can't

You see an advertisement in the newspaper saying there's work and riches abound in a country called Mannyheim. Dincy, one of your friends and a girl from the country of Blasia, said something along the lines of how running away doesn't fix the problem but she's a woman and you're a highly religious conservative with no sense or bone for gender equality in your body whatsoever. So her opinion quite clearly doesn't matter but you don't say this. You've been held down by mobs of women and punched in the gut and nuts in alternation repeatedly for voicing your misogyny on a few different occasions. Today has already been hard enough and people have started to recognize who he is on sight now for this. It hasn't stopped you from saying what's on your mind but you're also high so this is not the time or place to aggro your willing and ready countrymen.