Every Romance Infinite Story Ever

Welcome to Every Infinite Story Ever!

Our story opens up on some random dude's house, let's call him something extremely simple like Tim. Tim is a very average man who plays sports and does stuff, I don't know. I'm supposed to say some boring ass stuff that makes you sympathize with him.

Tim has had a crush on this girl named Emily for some time. Who's Emily? Well, you don't know, and you likely never will, bud. There's also people named Jack, Samantha, Robert, Henrietta, and Zach involved, each with their own backstory that goes on for paragraphs. You skip this part every time, as it has absolutely nothing to do with anything.

Tim wakes up and goes downstairs for breakfast. What's he having?