☢️ Welc☢me t☢ Fabulici☢us New Vegas ☢️
You quickly smash your arm against a countertop with the full force of your strength. During mid-collision you open your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. menu on your Pip-boy then invest all of your stat points into Strength, then exit your Pip-boy.
The following impact is so intense that it causes your Pip-Boy to detonate, murdertizing the Courier in the process of its massive explosion the size of a Fat Man mushroom cloud that can be seen far as Mount Rushmore saying "Bloody preposterous!"
Purchasing Bloody Mess would soon prove to be a liability, but a welcome one.
Postal Dude: 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞. *Crosses dog food off of his grocery list* 𝐆𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.
The following impact is so intense that it causes your Pip-Boy to detonate, murdertizing the Courier in the process of its massive explosion the size of a Fat Man mushroom cloud that can be seen far as Mount Rushmore saying "Bloody preposterous!"
Purchasing Bloody Mess would soon prove to be a liability, but a welcome one.
Postal Dude: 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞. *Crosses dog food off of his grocery list* 𝐆𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.