Try the new AI-powered Infinite Story.

☢️ Welc☢me t☢ Fabulici☢us New Vegas ☢️

You fail the stealth skill check so a band of traveling deathclaws enter the residence with their leader slapping your head off like a cactus bulb, they then use your head as a soccer ball while chanting their ancient war cry: "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"