Everything Went Dark
....what? These two literally spent hours trying to get to Costco and once they finally get there, a closed door makes you go all cowardly and you choose to go to a goddamn Subway?! Sure. Okay. Fine. Whatever. You want to go get a sandwich? Go get a sandwich. I'm not going to give you any details for your journey there either. And it's not because things don't happen. Tatum loses an arm. Jordan accidentally shoots her own leg. They fall down a small hill. Oh no. This is so tragic.
I'm not even going to say how long it took for them to get there. They arrived. Wooooooo. As expected, the place was trashed. An employee was smashed into the glass barrier between the food and the customers. A family of fours' limbs were scattered across the floor. the soda machine was ripped from the wall and was spewing soda everywhere. But what was in the pile of bread that had been smashed onto the floor? Check?
I'm not even going to say how long it took for them to get there. They arrived. Wooooooo. As expected, the place was trashed. An employee was smashed into the glass barrier between the food and the customers. A family of fours' limbs were scattered across the floor. the soda machine was ripped from the wall and was spewing soda everywhere. But what was in the pile of bread that had been smashed onto the floor? Check?