Everything Went Dark

Summoning up all the charisma you had, you start to speak to the bread. But the loaf was uninterested. It just wasn't as hooked as you were. The garlic bread turned cold and rolled off the table and out of the room. You could never overcome the tragedy of this failure. You are a failure. You live the rest of your days lonely and depressed. You die alone. And cold. Therefore, your life became a total waste. You want to know how you actually died? It's pathetic, but sure. Pretty much you were crying in your bed and then you closed your eyes to attempt to fall asleep. Everything went dark.