A Thing

You decide to leave the bean restaurant and walk down to sit at a nearby tree that catches your interest.

Despondent, you sit beneath the tree to contemplate where you went wrong in life. Suddenly, an apple falls from the tree and hits you on the head!

You might’ve been the next Isaac Newton, if only you were a few hundred years earlier and not dead.

The apple fell so hard and your skull was so weak that it crashed right through and hit your brain. Not a great way to go.

You died.
End Of Story