Wonders of the wasteland

Part one the chosen one: you say "why d..." you fall to the floor just as you slip into unconscious you hear your brother call an ambulance..... you wake up in a very strange hospital the walls are very dirty and old looking everything looked like it was from the 1800s you realise your in a very strange place a doctor wearing a plague doctor mask enters the room and approaches you "wat are ye doing here" he says in a hoarse voice "I dont know" you say "wat do yer mean yer don't know" he boomed. you say "well all I remember was I was eating my breakfast and watching videos on my phone" "wat is a fone" he says "It doesn't matter" you reply "wait I tink I know who ye are" he exclaims "well I dont know you" you say confused "yer te chosen one from another world" he shouts "wait where am I?" You say "why yer in the ytinani desert" he says even louder "me tinks yer te chosen one" "I think your mistaken sir" you explain "well me is going ter have ter let yer out of te hospital because ye is perfectly healthy" narrator: "looks like the story has just begun for our unlikely hero the question is will he leave the hospital or stay