The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

You and Horgus decide to turn left and head towards Big Grande City. Above you, the stale sun crawls along a lazy arc. You can feel the passage of time as you traverse the barren landscape. You're not certain if there's such thing as purgatory, but you imagine it wouldn't be too different from walking in the desert.
After an eternity of hours, you see a small series of houses, shacks, and businesses in a small cluster. This must be Big Grande City.

You have 1 choice: