The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
"A proper duel." Bilford says. "Let's do this."
The two of you take ten additional paces from each other, backs facing each other. The wind rustles. You're ready.
"On the count of three!" Bilford shouts. "One... two... three!"
The two of you turn, Bilford is quick, but you're quicker. You manage to shoot Bilford in the abdomen. He shoots as well, but too late. The bullet misses you by about five feet.
Bilford collapses to the ground, stunned and defeated. Before dying, he whispers, "Aw shucks."
You have defeated Bilford.
The two of you take ten additional paces from each other, backs facing each other. The wind rustles. You're ready.
"On the count of three!" Bilford shouts. "One... two... three!"
The two of you turn, Bilford is quick, but you're quicker. You manage to shoot Bilford in the abdomen. He shoots as well, but too late. The bullet misses you by about five feet.
Bilford collapses to the ground, stunned and defeated. Before dying, he whispers, "Aw shucks."
You have defeated Bilford.