The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
Oh wow. You fling your body at Bilford and begin doing a complicated combo on him. Your arms are flying about, slapping and poking and punching all over Bilford's unsuspecting flesh. Bilford doesn't even have time to react. His body is twisted and mangled and he drops his gun. As a finishing move, you shove him really, really hard.
You have defeated Bilford.
You have defeated Bilford.