The Events At Northwood City

You press your button on your waist again and a flamethrower emerges. "DIE, SCUM!" you scream as you burn the shadowy figure to ashes. Nothing but a pile of blood and hair remain as they fall down to the ground.
Looks like you have quite a mess to clean up. And, you're probably going to be late for work. What a nice morning you're having.
End Of Story