The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

"Yipee!" Leon shouts. "I recommend shooting him with a gun. Levi hates getting shot with a gun. It's his least favorite thing. Do you already have a gun? If not, you can have one of mine."
Leon reaches into his jreans pocket and pulls out a revolver. "This is called Santa Fe. I named it that because it sucks."