The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

"Thanks!" He says. "Wow, thank you so much! Gee! Wow! Yes! Thank you! I love my jreans! They're great! Wow! Thank you! I love you! I love you and I love my jreans! Gosh! Thank you! Hey! Wow! Thank you for complimenting my jreans! I hate my brother! Yipee!"