The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
You shoot Horgus and he dies.
"What the fuck?" Says Mr. New Mexico. "You just killed your horse. What did that accomplish? You idiot."
Oops.
"Did you think that would intimidate me?" Mr. New Mexico asks.
You try pointing your gun at Mr. New Mexico but before you can pull the trigger he shoots you twice in the abdomen. You fall to the hot desert earth.
"I can't believe you shot your own horse." He says, as you feel blood pooling around you. "You suck." He says. "I hate you."
You die.
"What the fuck?" Says Mr. New Mexico. "You just killed your horse. What did that accomplish? You idiot."
Oops.
"Did you think that would intimidate me?" Mr. New Mexico asks.
You try pointing your gun at Mr. New Mexico but before you can pull the trigger he shoots you twice in the abdomen. You fall to the hot desert earth.
"I can't believe you shot your own horse." He says, as you feel blood pooling around you. "You suck." He says. "I hate you."
You die.
