Ghost Pirates of the Sea-erra Madre

You're a lover, not a fighter, so you figure you'd rather just avoid the fight entirely.

You slip out of the Seeker, thinking that you'll be harder to see, and swim towards the sunken wreck. You make it without any problems and quickly swim through a hole in the hull so that you're not spotted.

Inside you can see long dead skeletons, cannons and cannonballs, rusty cutlasses, barrels, and more. It's everything you've ever wanted to find in a shipwreck!

Inside the sleeping quarters of what you think was the captain, you find a small chest. Could it be pirate treasure? You certainly hope so. You start to pry the chest open, but before you can see inside you hear a massive explosion from outside the ship. The fight between the merfolk and the other undersea people has reached a climax!

Unfortunately for you, you'll never know which side won, or what was in the chest, as are crushed beneath a pile of debris that the explosion knocked loose.
End Of Story