When Zombies Attack

"Hey! That looks like fun!" you exclaim, running up to them and leaping high into the air, landing on top of the guy's back. The three of you continue the brawl, bumping and crashing throughout the room. It's funner than it looked! In fact, it's so much fun that in time you forget about the zombies and all your worries fade away, until you are in a state of bliss which is you on the back of the guy who is on the back of the zombie who is running around firing the gun randomly at all directions. [Editor's note: This is one of ten happy endings, see if you can find the others!]
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