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The Adventurous McGurn

You walk towards the fat, frog-faced buffoon and lean down.
Pulling a dagger from your bag (you always have one on you because although you stopped adventuring you danger was still around) and, looking around, quickly slit the bullywag's throat.

Wiping your blade on his tunic, you put it away and roll the body into the pond.