Los Chimpos Ride Again

You rush forward with both arms out but, as you lunge at him, he deftly steps aside and you find yourself falling... for what seems like forever you are suspended in midair before you crash down, hitting step after step, your bones breaking, your flesh bruising, until you crash to the bottom of the staircase and your head hits the solid concrete floor.
Your neck breaks instantly and you gaze into the void as your breath stops and your life fades away...

For you, the adventure is over!