When Zombies Attack

"Screw you and your crazy ideas!" you shout, whipping your sledgehammer towards the mysterious figure. As the sledhammer nears the being, it stops in midair, then clatters to the ground. "You have made a big mistake," it says, getting out of the chair, "Now prepare for...PAIN!" You immediately feel the most intense pressure build inside of you, feeling as if you are about to blow up. Blood squirts from all of your orfices, collecting at a pool at your feet. Unable to speak, you stand shaking uncontrollably as the pressure continues to rise. The last thing you see is the figure sitting back down in it's seat as your body gives way, splattering against the walls, floor, and ceiling.
End Of Story