Uncle Slappy's Quest for Monkey

You scream louder than you ever have.

The mutant gorilla screams back!

You scream again in terror at the gorilla's scream.

The gorilla screams back, yellow eyes widening to the size of baseballs.

You scream again and your voice cracks.

Suddenly a second mutant albino gorilla leaps up on the counter, looks at his companion, then down at you, then back at his partner.