High school stories

You smirk at Ethan, who looks like his heart was run over by a lawnmower. "What did I tell you Ethan, my man?" you say slowly. "We're meant to be, the both of us. so, shoo. Shoo, go away now-" The poor guy hurries away to your shared dormitory and shuts the door with a bang.
You turn to look at Emma. "It's okay, Emma," you say before she can even open her mouth to speak. "Mistakes were made, I know they won't happen again..."
Emma stares at you for at least a minute. She looks at you like you're a mental patient who needs help. Before you can ask what's wrong, she says-