The Disappointment
"Sorry man, I don't think I'll be able to make it in today." you say, suddenly putting on a groggy voice. "I feel so rotten, I couldn't even move or answer the phone until now."
After a long pause, Morgan finally says "Look champ, this is the third time this week you've called in sick. In fact, you've called in sick at least once a week since you've started. Either you're terminally ill, or you really don't want this job. My guess is the latter."
You roll your eyes. "Just fire me already" you think to yourself. You've been trying to get fired for the last few months now, since you can't claim unemployment benefits if you quit.
After a long pause, Morgan finally says "Look champ, this is the third time this week you've called in sick. In fact, you've called in sick at least once a week since you've started. Either you're terminally ill, or you really don't want this job. My guess is the latter."
You roll your eyes. "Just fire me already" you think to yourself. You've been trying to get fired for the last few months now, since you can't claim unemployment benefits if you quit.