The Adventures of Atticus King

You hold up your phone. Sighing, you scroll through the contact list. When you reach Edwin's name(that you renamed "Jerkface"). You consider just deleting Edwin from your contacts. Then you can forget you ever knew him and his stupid tacos. You stand up and begin to decide what you will say to Edwin. You are going to find out what's wrong, then scream through the phone about the taco-throwing fiasco. Breathing deeply you press call and hold the phone up to your ear. It rings once, twice, three times, and then switches to the robotic answering machine. You realize that's quite odd. You attempt calling again. This time you leave a voicemail. Turns out you won't get to yell at Edwin about the tacos after all.