Mass Effect 1
Commander Shepard enters the Normandy's cockpit after the jump through the Mass Relay. The cockpit is enveloped in orange light that is emitting from several holographic interface screens. A man with baseball cap and a well-kept, slightly scruffy period sits in the middle of the room, piloting the Normandy.
"Thrusters, check. Navigation, check. Internal emissions sink engaged. All systems online. Drift...just under 1500 K." said the pilot
Behind the pilot, a tall, bipedal creature with alien features stands forebodingly, examining the instruments in the cockpit.
"1500 is good. Your captain will be pleased." the alien says cooly. The alien turns to leave, with a hatch closing behind him, sealing the cockpit.
The pilot swivels in his chair to check that the alien is out of sight before remarking with disdain, "I hate that guy."
"Nihlus gave you a compliment Joker...so you hate him?" This remark came from a man with Asian features seated next to the pilot, operating as copilot.
"Kaidan, do you remember to zip your jumpsuit on the way out of the bathroom? That’s good," Joker replied coyly, "I just jumped us halfway across the galaxy and hit a target the size of a pinhead. So that’s incredible. Besides, Spectres are trouble. I don’t like having him on board.... Call me paranoid."
"You are paranoid. The Council helped fund this project. They have a right to send someone to
keep an eye on their investment."
"Yeah, that is the official story. But only an idiot believes the official story."
You feel the need to interject:
"Thrusters, check. Navigation, check. Internal emissions sink engaged. All systems online. Drift...just under 1500 K." said the pilot
Behind the pilot, a tall, bipedal creature with alien features stands forebodingly, examining the instruments in the cockpit.
"1500 is good. Your captain will be pleased." the alien says cooly. The alien turns to leave, with a hatch closing behind him, sealing the cockpit.
The pilot swivels in his chair to check that the alien is out of sight before remarking with disdain, "I hate that guy."
"Nihlus gave you a compliment Joker...so you hate him?" This remark came from a man with Asian features seated next to the pilot, operating as copilot.
"Kaidan, do you remember to zip your jumpsuit on the way out of the bathroom? That’s good," Joker replied coyly, "I just jumped us halfway across the galaxy and hit a target the size of a pinhead. So that’s incredible. Besides, Spectres are trouble. I don’t like having him on board.... Call me paranoid."
"You are paranoid. The Council helped fund this project. They have a right to send someone to
keep an eye on their investment."
"Yeah, that is the official story. But only an idiot believes the official story."
You feel the need to interject: