Mary's Difficult Day!

Sinead tumbled backwards onto the grass and said, "It's no good,she just won't budge."
Alicia then suggested, "Maybe if we all formed a chain behind her and pulled,we can free her."

"That's a perfect idea," said Sinead as she then grabbed onto her wife's hips,Laura pulled Sinead's waist while Keira pulled Laura's legs as Alicia pulled Keira's t-shirt and even Baxter helped by pulling the hem of Alicia's skirt.

"All right everyone,pull," said the young blond as the tug of war with the tree trunk over her wife began.
"OW,that really hurts," said the young woman as she still didn't move a single inch.
"Pull," said Sinead again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
"OW,I think I'm going to be pulled in two," said Mary as the tree trunk still refused to let her leave.
"Come on guys,we can do this,really put your backs into it,pull," said the young woman as everyone pulled,tugged and heaved with all their strength as the bird began pulling at the front of the young blond's dress, stretching her to her limit until finally,a POP sound was heard.

Mary was pulled from the tree trunk at last,sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as her dog looked on.
"Thank goodness for that," said the young woman as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging everyone else including Baxter,who licked her face before thanking everyone for rescuing her.

She then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and began laughing when she saw the smiley face before using her denim jacket to cover up the hole in her dress as everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation as they went to have something to eat after all their efforts.
End Of Story