Garfilde

You lean all the way right, and water starts pouring out. You let go, splashing into the water. Water is nice, as long as you're in it, and it's warm. And if you did this right, it'll be warming up any second now.
Any... second...
Oh no. Why isn't it getting warmer?
It occurs to you that you may have made the water cold. Why is right the cold side? You think that's silly. Or maybe you just think this cold water is silly. The cold water, which is now up to your knees. Man, you sure turned that thing up high.