Garfilde

You leap dramatically onto the bed. Yesss! You jump on the bed for a few minutes. Being a cat sure is awesome. Jon probably won't even notice you were here. Well, unless he sees the hair everywhere. And... he doesn't look at the sheets, which are messed up now. And if he forgets your long history of jumping on the bed when he's not looking.
Jon's definitely gonna know you were here.
You finally get bored. You must've been on there for ten minutes.