The Inseminator

Your alarm clock wakes you up for school. You are a 14 year old boy named Freddie Willis. You have shaggy blonde hair and are pretty much a normal teenage boy other than the fact that you were exposed to porn during your toddlerhood and got addicted and have been binging it ever since. Porn has damaged your brain and now you don't process women's bodies the right way. You'll see what I mean as you read on.