“The Life of a Not-so-average Guy”

Your eyes show the number 3. You move 3 spaces. You land on a ? space. You pick a card. It says “You are now paradox jump in wormhole sandwich whatever๐Ÿ“ง๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ—’๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ“จ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ“ฏโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฆ’โ™Œ๏ธโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ›ฐ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ.

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