“The Life of a Not-so-average Guy”
Your eyes show the number 3. You move 3 spaces. You land on a ? space. You pick a card. It says “You are now paradox jump in wormhole sandwich whatever๐ง๐๐๐งฎ๐๐๐จ๐ค๐ฏโฃ๏ธ๐๐๐ฌ๐ค๐ฆโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐คฃ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฐ๐ฆ๐.