The Adventures of Greene Shmokalotte

You decide to do what you do best, masterbate. You grab the lotion and place it on your mousepad and position the mouse to be used with your left hand. You proceed to go to your favorite porn site, sublimedirectory.com which you have convieniantly bookmarked. After about 10 mins of well paced strokin youre starting to get somewhere then suddenly it happens, your best friend walks in on you beatin your meat!