Uncle Slappy's Quest for Monkey
The police report notes that they pulled the carcas of a rottweiller out of your right rear wheel well, its teeth and front claws stuck in the flattened tire.
When they pull YOUR sorry ass out of the truck, they mention that you must have lost control and rolled off the embankment into the canal that runs under I-12.
But does it matter? After all, you're dead.
When they pull YOUR sorry ass out of the truck, they mention that you must have lost control and rolled off the embankment into the canal that runs under I-12.
But does it matter? After all, you're dead.
