Uncle Slappy's Quest for Monkey

BEER BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEP!

The rotty in the bed of your truck cocks his head, looks at you and butts the glass. It cracks into a spiderweb. The dog on the passenger side stops chewing and begins clawing at the metal. You ask yourself "Who files dog's claws into blades?"

A whistle off to the right suddenly draws the dogs off and back behind the gate. Standing there in a smock and green scrubs is Uncle Slappy.

"Wrong code, you big drunken dumbass! Come inside!"