The aircraft carrier

You bend over to holds your knees and catch your breath. You realize, with a rush of consternation, that the wire he tripped over and unplugged was a surge protector. There's no risk of surge anywhere, but you plug it back in just to be safe. As you plug it in, with another rush of consternation, that your just powered up a jet engine on accident, which somehow laid unpowered even with the wire plugged in before. As the jet engine spools up, the cart it is mounted on takes off under the jet engine's thrust, and the entire assembly goes rocketing out into the hallway. as your realize that you just shot a live jet engine straight into some crew quarters, you think to yourself; 'what the f%@k'.

Guards POV:
I sat lying there, reading the instruction manuals, when this jet engine on a cart comes flying through my door and skittering to a halt on the opposite wall. I looked outside the door across the hall, and then the jet engine blows up.

Your POV:
Looking at the fresh bloodstain on the wall of the crew quarters room, you realize that maybe that jet engine wasn't such a bad accident after all. But now you can't go anywhere else, so you wait in that room until your eventually starve to death, as the explosion caused the metal wall to melt and seal off your only way out.
End Of Story