The Church

Steve: "Why of course not, he's only 10 years old! That would be preposterous! Now, may I interest you in one of our specials? It's called the King Kong Deal. Two XL pizzas with three toppings each....$39.99!!!!"

You faint at the thought of such nonsense.

You awake sometime later in your bedroom.

Could this be real?

You pick up the phone and call The Youth Center.

A random teenager answers.

Teenager: "..What do you want?"