Collect 'Em All

Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is Professor Gift, and I will be introducing you to this wonderful world of ours. Now, before we begin, there are few things that you need to inform me of so the paperwork goes through correctly. Don't worry, it's nothing too invasive; just your gender, sexual equipment size, willingness to make others your bitch, and the kind of Pokémon you like. Easy stuff, really. With that said, why don't we get started so you can get on your road to becoming the ultimate master.

What is your gender?