The Church

One evening as the sun went down,
And Josh was finished drinkin',
Mandy asked where that empty would go,
And Josh said "I dunno...I'm thinkin'",
He saw a box was clear, said "There we go, dear...",
And thus started Beer Mountain.

In The Church, sits Beer Mountain,
Where the empties pile high,
He could take them, you know,
Back to the LCBO, but then again, why?
He's had his fun, and the beers are done,
So why not stack em' to the sky!

In The Church, sits Beer Mountain,
It's summit, now far from the ground,
You can try to move it, but to no avail,
For it now weighs almost 80 pounds,
It's now taller than me, with bottles 203,
But hey, who's even really countin'?
So when you grab another beer,
Put your empties over here,
At The Church's old Beer Mountain.


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