Pew
You awaken, a faint blue light on your face. Stepping out of the hibernation chamber you look at your new mechanical limbs and body parts, expertly put together via your very own instructions.
Walking forward slowly, taking in the rows and rows of zombie machines at each side of you. They raise there arms several times calling your name, you shall lead them into the new era. Except for one figure in the corner, he leans against the wall with his arms crossed. He slowly shakes his head in disappointment.
"This could have been written better you know," he says, "so, so, so much better."
The man procures a clipboard and with the flick of his wrist draws a big fat F on it.
"F F F F F F!" Sceams your minions.
"L L L L L!" Chirps a Cricket.
The zombie robots take up the chant, even the calm scholarly man in the corner erases the bottom line jutting out of the F and flips the paper upside down and holds it up to you.
You got the Haunted Ruler Epilogue!
Walking forward slowly, taking in the rows and rows of zombie machines at each side of you. They raise there arms several times calling your name, you shall lead them into the new era. Except for one figure in the corner, he leans against the wall with his arms crossed. He slowly shakes his head in disappointment.
"This could have been written better you know," he says, "so, so, so much better."
The man procures a clipboard and with the flick of his wrist draws a big fat F on it.
"F F F F F F!" Sceams your minions.
"L L L L L!" Chirps a Cricket.
The zombie robots take up the chant, even the calm scholarly man in the corner erases the bottom line jutting out of the F and flips the paper upside down and holds it up to you.
You got the Haunted Ruler Epilogue!
