The Church

Time: 11:02 AM, Saturday, March 18th, 2006, Gregorian Calendar.

Location: McNab Street, Stratford, Ontario, Canada, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Observable Universe.

You are 16 years and 8 months old.

You wake up at 11:02 AM on a Saturday afternoon. It is 8 degrees Celsius outside. Your first thought is how rough the previous week had been at school as you are failing your classes and not sure what Monday will bring. But it's Saturday, and you don't care. You weigh 129 lbs and you are hungry.