Midnight Snack

I make a beeline for the barn, and before long, the grumpy farmhand is chasing me. I make it to the barn, but I can't get the trashy door to close. Eventually the farmhand catches up to me, and he throws a kitchen knife at me. Thankfully, he misses, and I grab a pitchfork and charge after him. Running through a thunderstorm after a farmhand is hard enough, but foolishly I hold the tool high, and lightning strikes the top of the pitchfork. That is enough to stop my heart entirely, and I drop dead in the middle of the dirt road.