Life of Brad-an

Brad becomes enveloped in the world of drugs and changes his name to Jesse. One day, when the man formally named Brad is escaping a police raid, he is seen by his old chemistry teacher. Together, the two of them become the two biggest manufactures of the world's purest crystal meth. This is the darkest chapter of the man formally named Brad's life. Money becomes the passion and the obsession of his old chemistry teacher.

Finally, after much anticipation, the man formally named Brad asks his chemistry teacher, "Are we in the meth business, or the money business?"

His teacher does not answer.

A couple of days later, after an awkward dinner at his teacher's house, the man formally named Brad gets his answer.

"I'm in the empire business."

Brad should have run for office.
End Of Story