* Monkeying Around - The MPP Show * (WIP)

Hee Hee!

"PFTTJHLFTJTNBBLLTLHJKFDKD!!" (you make a fart noise)

"EWWW!! WAS THAT YOU?!" your sister shrieks in disgust, "I CAN
SMELL IT THROUGH THE PHONE!!!"

Bruh, she's dumb.

"WOW! You're dumb, sis, that was a fake fart!!! LOL!!!"

Then she starts screaming at you.... uhh...
welp! Better hang up now!

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Well, uh, that was interesting... now, moving
on to the actual plan since Monkey Pee Pee won't help now!

"Okay, so the plan will be like this.

1. I'll disguise myself as a mailman
2. I'll get inside to deliver the package
3. I'll put a smoke bomb into the package
4. Poop on the floor
5. Run out of the house like SAnik!"

"Yes, yes! What a great plan" you pat yourself on the back.
"Good job, me!"

[Will you do it now?]

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