average day... IN 1492!

of course now that you have a sword it is a good idea to terrorize other townsfolk.

you find a random dude behind a booth, he is saying if you pop all the balloons with the darts, you win!
being an evil terrorist that you are, you pop all the balloons with your sword and demand your toy.

That's when the owner grabs the shotgun, I mean, shotbow from below the counter and blasts you with wood

two weeks later, you are healed, on the down side the plague is taking over half of Europe so you...

You have 1 choice: