It's the best

"Waaa, it's me! Waluigi!

Hey, I saw this house for sale the other day! It's got a pool!! Yay for me! I want to buy it but wanted to ask you first if you think it's a good idea, wah. I can think of no other person better suited to realty related questions than you, wah. Wah-t do you think?

Love you bunches,

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalugi"